KnyteAyre

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

KnyteCyde the deep darkness of KnyteAyre

Welcome to KnyteCyde, the deep darkness of us in the Knytes-of-Anarchy, in the cool predawn hours.

Last nights foray into broadcast was somewhat frustrating, in that our music pipeline was being siphoned off by the many who accumulate online. So I put er into auto mode, fed the cat, and decyded to get online and carve out something that although many have heard the interior of it, still the situation and its continued use is well, continued.

It was just slightly after I began the campaign to enlighten the mass’ of why they should call us at then the infamous Hazzard County Garage of Hagerman, aka Hazzard Idaho.

So there was one night I was shoehorned into watching the movie Cinderella on some pre Disney Channel.

In that film there is the part where the Prince puts on the glass slipper on Cinderella’s foot. My then young step son said there’s your attention grabber for the TV ads for the toew truck. Don’t just put on the slipper, kiss the whomever models toes. Saying at the Hazzard County Garage we luv toews.

I learned early in the search for the talent and in doing the ad, that bare toes taste, unless very clean, kinda stale. Moreover there is a sanitary issue. So since we mirrored everything else Dukes and Hazzard, since sweet Daisy, wore nylons due to network censorship, and in my case made even the goofiest legs and toes look better. Nylons hid hammer toes, bunions and so on. Plus with some slight flavoring like a sprinkle or two of cinnamon made my task of kissing her toes on camera most usually for 10 minutes at a time to get the right camera angle and all a bit more bearable. So that started that.

The first gal to undergo the deed was a gal pal of the Ace of Spades Claressa Allen. Her feet were size 5 and her toes were extremely dainty. But she had a giggling problem. As her toes and feet were very ticklish. So that made video production difficult but not impossible. Over the years there have been many that have posed with their toes under my nose in nylon hose against my lips, but I have learned too. One can purtty much gauge the ability and the dedication of talent to task, if they can just kick off their shoes, put their toes in hose in my face without 200 questions. The first that I worked with in this regard was a gal friend round these parts named Robin Whittaker.

Robin saw an ad a three line ad in the then farm want ad paper Farm Times, b4 that got bought by Lee Communications, same ones that own the Slime News of Twin Falls.

Any mile, Robin came in for the interview. Filled out some paper work then I hit her up on the toe kiss. She hadn’t wore her nylons, but went right home , and in about 10 minutes came in, said here you go, if you can stand em , have fun.

Now Robin is one that wanted the job. She came in and within 2 weeks, could voice an ad so well on radio, that I could mix background music otherwise known as a music bed under her talking that it was uncanny. Thing is Robin did not ask questions. Albeit she was engaged at the time, I purtty near think I could have asked her to go nude or do the wyld thing and not have missed a beat.

Oh and by the highway, her feet never did stink. She’d come in at least an hour to half hour prior to air, do her pre read of copy, do make up, and all, and be ready to go on air, just like a pro.

That year a biker publication was here in the area, saw our gig on TV, and bought Robin for a big chunk of money, but Robin is the first high standard that I hold the bar for when it comes to my assessment of ability as far as dramatic talent for the club or the company.

The second is our Miss NurseGoodBody

On the first call, I said to her on the initial interview that I needed her to wear nylons to the audition. Ellie Mae never asked one question as to why, just did I want pantyhose or stockings? She came in, in some black boots that I’d love to have for the trophy case, any mile, she came in, and when asked unzipped those boots and it was toe Heaven. No corn chip smells no nothing, her little webbed toes in hose,

and about 2-1/2 weeks later, with no hold ups. None of the other talent we interviewed cept for Emme, even went for it.

Thing is, and while most guys don’t think of the feet and toes in or out of nylon hose, those toes are some of the most erogenous zones on a woman or girls body. The other thing is the self conscience thought that their feet and toes stink bad. Fact is, women’s feet have a slightly different ph level than us guys, thus feet on women just do not stink at least to guys. Feet also give off tremendous amounts of those pheromones.

However the key here in talent screening for the club etc, is, is if a gal, can pull off her shoes, in nylon hose and allow me to sneak a smooch, then I know that just about anything else within reason, she’ll do without the hold up’s of those much shyer. It’s a situation of again, dedication to task.

Why is that important? Simple whether it’s a local TV station doing the shoot, or a video crew from Hollywood, at anywhere between $150.00 per hour local, to several thousand dollars per hour Hollywood, when that director or video-ographer say action, the fewer takes need be done, the less money I or the club spends the more money the talent makes and most importantly, it takes less time for the club, or my business to see a return financially .

If you have to spend a bunch of time asking or near begging, for a talent to do something, or some damn assed boyfriend or guy pal, keeps fussing with your rehearsals, guess what ? It’s costing me and this costs the talent money. So that’s that on that and why we do it. Simply to make a TV or video ad , or production, similar to things Hazzard, all leggy, to get the idea across that we love to toew.

As I close this early morning, have you ever wondered about a cats eyes? How during the day they’re just a slight slit, and then at night wide open. During the time their eye’s are just a slit, just how much can they see? The other question is, when kitty’s dream, what do they dream about.

As you may have gathered , one area kitty has adopted me, not the way around. She’ll come up to me, over just about anyone else in the compound.

More on that, but I hope this enlightenment, on my fuss with nylon toes , satisfies the curious. It’s nothing to do with sexual arousal, or being real gnarly, sure a bit kinky, but hey, whether it’s a billboard, TV ad, or newspaper slick, which are you going to remember more? This or this>>>> Enuff said.

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death.
--Albert Einstein

Leviticus 19:18““‘Do not seek revenge or bear a grudge against anyone among your people, but love your neighbor as yourself. I am the LORD.”

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Monday, June 25, 2012

KnyteAyre ToewNotes

I begin this week, by looking at a somewhat common subject. The human need for that special touch and or feel.

In that and while not so fair, we all judge the opposite gender by looks. Just like many of us who build hot rods, we judge from the paint, but fail to look under the hood.

Several items enter in here. The hot bod is great but under the sheets if I had to be honest here, if I had one that was all that I’d first need to look at it for several hours b4 I dared to close the deal. The instant thought would be, can I invade and deflower that angelic body? Followed by the fact I’d be done in a minute if I lasted that long.

If we get away from that, even if the looks are there, does she know how to use them? Does she know that she can make every guys mouth drop? Even if she does, does she have the bedroom skills to truly satisfy? I have met a few and all but one, knew anything. It was over b4 it ever began.

Okay then think about it, and I’ll relate more on this in tonight's radio show.

As a youth, one statement my Dad said to me a few times was, “ Boy, go play in the traffic” Little did he know then , that would be the one thing I would grow up to do.

Toewing was not my original career path. I first was bent on radio, then OTR trucking, but family situations required I be ROS , so with the good relations I had made with local law enforcement at the time, I looked at how to use that, and my love of trucking together. It wasn’t until a cb pal, of mine took me on a few toew runs that I got the fever. ToewFever.

So as many of you know I spent up until 1978 thirsty and hungry for a job going toewing, but hey who would hire a near green horn, at age 18 to run a toew truck? More over at the time, there wasn’t as many toew companies in the Magic Valley.

On one early dawn morning sitting at a popular eating place in Twin Falls, she appeared.

There she sat, her pipes billowing out clear angelic vapor, her marker lights lit, against the watered down damp pavement with the early dawn light, it was magical.

Didn’t know who she belonged to, but was bent on me being her owner.

So over two years I tagged around her home base, and April 27th 1978, Mom took, $8,000.00 out of her savings, and she was on the road home with me. That was how it began, and One million 600,000 miles and she still is the soul of my heart, although time and elements have not been so kind. She does need a make over.

The experiences I have been in through and toews have made that decision much more bearable, over the years.

Although on radio for more years than I could count, it was in 1981 that the idea of bringing going toewing to the ayrewaves. After all the OTR(Over-the Road ) truckers had their nationwide radio shows , from the Road-Gang amongst others, but toewing? Who would care?

So in 1982 the Hazzard Knytes through our toew sibling decided to launch the first radio show dedicated to us in toewing. So as a group, we produced many samples, but most area radio stations gave us a one fingered salute and sent us on our way.

So in 1983 we took our pirate station, to being legal, as KTOW or Kay-TOE(W) FM 89.1 . But 89.1 was for educational stations, after doing some looking , we found 105.7 empty, and filed and KTOW FM 105.7 went on the ayre. And has remained on the air ever since. In essence we were Toewing , b4 Toewing was cool, at least on Radio, much less TV. Now days Toewing is on just about everywhere. Yet I’ll be damned if we get any credit for being the pioneers.

From Lizard Lick Towing to Repo on TruTV to others Toewing is on TV.

Oh the scrunching of toe and tow. For those uneducated many pronounced the word tow like cow, not toe as it should be. Next I found a publication at then Tony’s Towing of Murray, Utah called PhooteNotes. Now called TR FootNotes. As such I thought there should be some things that teased with that, so after I saw a slogan on the side of a toew rig in Utah once, I began the task of being the most infected, most intrigued toe coneesoeer in the nation, getting the right toes in nylon hose just because the nylon hose makes toes look better at least on camera.

The combining of the words, came through an associate of mine when KDXB was being brought together in 2009, in Gooding, said why not just spell the word together , so TOW became toew, the build of the best and cutest toes in hose goes on. Its not a sexual thing , its creative marketing.

Next time, how the word Hooker came to be.

Until Tuesday,

Quote of the Day:
True friends stay friends.
--Al

Jeremiah 23:24“Who can hide in secret places so that I cannot see them?” declares the LORD. “Do not I fill heaven and earth?” declares the LORD.”

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So we all know now that it’s a boy

Okay waited with fish breath for the illustrious episode of Good Luck Charlie

that brought to light the gender of the new edition to the family. Thing is , now that Charlie is no longer the youngest, does this mean a new series? Is Mendler going to college and Charlie does the video diaries?

With that, and with Wizards of Waverly Place no longer in production, is Disney looking for new products?

Case n point, went and saw the new theater movie BRAVE this past weekend. To be honest was not all that impressed.

I have always said that Disney is not the same Disney that Disney was when the old man was alive.

Which brings me to a touchy subject.

There is life beyond and besides the TV and computer.

More on that this evening, on KnyteCyde, on KDXB FM,

Don’t miss it.

Until L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.
--Terry Pratchett

There’s a story here but all in Idaho media ignore it, too bad.

There’s a story in my ill chosen migration back into Idaho. More over the attempt at rekindling of the fire that was once lit by the Hazzard County Knytes aka the Knytes of Anarchy.

I stood in a small motel room, online in Utah looking over places to live. I saw an ad in the once mighty Southern Idaho Press of a house in Heyburn.

So albeit told by cousin Bud and a few others, your about to mess up bad. But Tammy, my associate at the time attempting to run from a nose candy charge in Wyoming and the ill perceived belief that Boise State University still had its Vo-Tech broadcast course, came any way.

By about the 3rd month Tammy had , had enough of the go nowhere do nothing Idaho and went back to Wyoming, got fined , did 6 months in the slammer but is doing well. Me I have moved from one end of the state to another, and have gotten poorer. Not poverty status but damn near it.

Now I sent a new anchor that I like in Nampa at KIVI, my last email as well as this one. Why?

Because here we as both a company and radical rebel gear heads, with good intentions to inject some adrenalin into Idaho’s economy. With only the doors to be not only shut, but slammed shut.

Unfortunately, like kin folk you can’t choose where your born. But sadly(although I don’t claim it) was born here in Idaho. Went to school in Hagerman and with a mom and dad that truly believed, built a small empire in Idaho. But that was then. If they tried today, that promise would have been a lie.

Even then the great Kahless gave us omens not to move here. Shoot I was doing junior internship, at then KCPX both TV, in Salt Lake City, was doing junior flight training with the Civil Air Patrol there, plus logging many hours albeit not officially approved by the USAF, in a simulator at HAFB there.

Had a near super fox girl friend at Layton High School, and so the story goes. But mom & dad had read about and contributed to a experimental advanced skills program at Hagerman High School, so since we owned the property there, mom & dad retired Marines and Navy on special assignment from HAFB, and moved here.

The story is a long one, but to document that for way too long Idaho has been on both a cultural as well as economic decline is only part of that story.

The fact is, there’s a story in my journey here, and albeit I have sent all too many invites to all forms of outside press, there has been a no, not in our paper.

The end of this goes like this; I’m looking into if one can change where one was born , two if you can have loved ones dug up from a Idaho cemetery and transplanted to where the memory of those namely my mom and dad, would not only be remembered but honored, me as well. Namely Layton Utah.

I will say this, after the all too many contributions and gifts mom, dad, myself have given this entire state, for me to be treated the way I have, is unbelievable and just plain wrong. Tell you this, come next summer when I can leave, I’ll never , ever come back.

Hope this will not be ignored.

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
To cease smoking is the easiest thing. I ought to know. I've done it a thousand times.
--Mark Twain

The last week of the 6th month

Well here tizz Lizz the last week, of the 6th month, and to be quite honest, I’m wishing I had planted my feet and dug in, over at the little house. Yes I miss it already. Sure Internet was a challenge, cable TV was a luxury, but it would have came soon enough.

To date since the move over to this so called long term motel room, I have had to beg for not only chew, but last night a glass of milk. Bullshit, I did not fly 4 tours in the UCSMC for this shit. I defended the right parts of this nation without even one thank you for your service. This is not going to last.

As I made clear in HazzardAyre last night the club, myself and numerous others associated with me see little if any promise in anything Idaho, cept maybe for Boise and or Idaho Falls, Idaho. A confederate Marine should not be required to go through such manure.

I was considering scrapping a set of refrigideezers over yonder behind the shop, but my honor and integrity says not to do it until I check with the powers that be, b4 I do. Then having Todd help.

Beyond that the fact I have no kin folk left in this area except one in Hazzard, and the few in far southeastern Idaho, says to me , “ What the hell are you(me) doing here?” Get the heck out.

So that’s wuzz up here.

Watched this thing on CNBC about this Mormon dude Shawn Merriman who bilked millions from people in a Ponzi scam , brought to light two quotes from my Dad, One, don’t trust Yankees and two never ever trust or invest money with a Mormon, in both cases you’ll get it in the rear end. Without lube.

Idaho itself is getting too much pretentious itself. It used to be Idaho at least in my eyes as a youth seemed full of promise and possibilities. As I grew older unfounded perhaps , I held onto that belief. One hardly thought that property costs would escalate to the point where a 2 bedroom , hell even a one bedroom apartment would cost near if not just over $500.00 a month, and still having to pay a power bill. Sure Sun Valley you’d expect that as Sun Valley is a resort town and area, but Burley? Hell since Simplot blew town with only a mediocre processing plant, that Cassia County would be glad as hell that anybody would move here. That property owners would keep rents low to make it where someone would come here. But nooo.

Now Twin Falls, is nearly as bad, although their growth has exceeded their capability to sustain any further growth since even the cesspool is so full there’s no more room to deposit waste water. Let alone supply fresh at least as fresh as possible drinking water. Even so, rent in Twin Falls is near Los Angeles California rates.

Sure rent rates in Salt Lake City and immediate area are high as well, but there are jobs with wages that allow one to live if not good at least live. Not just exist as it is here in Idaho.

I don’t mean to kick Governor Butch Otter in the head here, but some sort of reining in here is needed.

I understand not spending more than one makes, but damn Butch ole buddy, how about allowing someone to make some b4 you scalp them.

Under then, Governor Dirk Kempthorne the state did prosper, and ran like a German clock. Is there an answer? Yes , but its beyond the Knytes, beyond the AyreWolvez and beyond my ability to cure.

Of Course across the nation, with the slave in the White House, the economy has went from poor, to poverty level. I said that in 2008, I begged people to vote Confederate, but few did and here’s what ya’ll got.

Back then the nifty 50 of MHI, kicked me in the groin online for trying to make a change, even after I moved out of their immediate area they kept on. Only lately has those waters calmed. But did it have to come to this?

With me I have came to a dead end, looking back, when Tammy who brought me here to begin with split, I should have hitched my truck on behind and left with them.

The Knytes took a membership count past month. The results found of the nearly 500 members in Idaho, when I left the first time, today, only 50 members live in Idaho, mostly Boise, Idaho-Falls and Lewiston. The rest have moved to Montana, Nevada, Utah and Wyoming. Did they realize something that I ignored?

No I can’t do a mad dash out, resources don’t allow that, but I’m working that way come next year this time. I have not only hit a brick wall, but a mote to vast for me to proceed.

What’s next?

Next time

on: KnyteAyre

Quote of the Day:
Resentment is like taking poison and hoping the other person dies.
--St. Augustine

Monday, March 19, 2012

Some of us just have bigger Stugots than others!!

I get a sort of chuckle about over the goings on with Rush Limbaugh. He belts out one little noise about some gal being a slut, prostitute, heck Rush, should of just called her a stinky puss and been done with it.

That all said, while much of the time I use old fashioned CB trucker slang, for things like describing a smelly puss for rent, etc, I do 8 times the crap than anything Rush, does. More over I’m heard by more than Rush is, in more places, and the fact that my advertisers are sticking with me, and have done for 30 years now, makes ya’ll ask is there more to this Rush thing than some noise about the sexual activities of some legal student somewhere.

Now dig this too, I am the absolute only over the air radio personality, on mainstream radio, barking and howling the voice and issues of the Confederate National Party as well as the entire Southern Movement. And my sponsors are gaining in attention with a new demographic.

So I really don’t think that Rush’s attitude has slid from conservative to more pop radio star rather than talk radio host.

Rush’s popularity slid bad when he lost his TV show some years back. Then over some drug thing. The guy can’t catch a break.

The economy is so tight that sponsors are spooked of anything that will pull sales from their registers.

My only thought is, that there is something under the heap of manure that we aren’t smelling yet.

So many of Rush’s old sponsors, ad agencies are sending mail out to stations wanting names of personalities, program times, hell they want duplicate logs kept.

Too much of this and the Rush Limbaugh Show is going to go silent. small to medium sized stations don’t have the clerical staff to monitor or police all of this. So SMB stations will just drop Rush.

Who’s there to replace?

HazzardAyre.

That’s who.

With all that in your grip, I want to just say this to Rush, his sponsors and all the stations that gave us the bird, Some of us have bigger Stugots than others, and we are not afraid to display them.

Kim Lee and his groupies will be asking the same question once the diesel starts flowing through KDXB, here. When his two calve clingers the host in the morning and the one in the afternoon, which are getting worse ratings and thus less revenue, than we at KDXB are, will the offer to buy KBAR come out again ? To us? Have coffee with me sometime and I’ll tell ya’ll what’s really going on here with that.

Big day today. Studio getting started building over on west main for KDXB FM , see ya’ll this afternoon.

Just remember in radio in the Mountain West some of us have Bigger Stugots than the rest do and we ain’t afraid to show em.

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death.
--Albert Einstein

Galatians 5:22-23“But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, forbearance, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control. Against such things there is no law.”

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