There are things you just know, maybe not at first but later on, or in just a few sniffs.
One knows that when you wake up in the mornings that your breath smells. Both genders. Oh yes on TV the guy always greet the gal with a smooch, trouble is, in real life, when she opens her mouth her breath smells worse than a bullwagon. You just know that in most cases the sun rises, that same bird is trying to inch under the eve of the roof, and that while beautiful, this ain’t no Hollywood.
You get to understanding that those who tell you, that doing EasyRider style anything here ain’t going to work.
Oh don’t get me wrong, I see many on, online dating services pages of women who’d look good on TV or in print, but they only want to be on online dating service profile pages not on public display in print, TV or film. Ain’t going to happen.
It’s not just Idaho. Utah has this reserved restricted attitude as well. Both in film, TV, or print. Likewise on Radio. Getting any gal to be the next Gretchen Wilson, who just about every Rebel male corpuscle wishes, hell dreams of to be his gal, just is one, her, Gretchen, not anybody else and certainly not here. Every year the search goes out to find the right racks, smooth legs, tiny princess feet and behinds, for promotional projects of the clubs shows and activities, not limited to getting the word out, about all parts of HazzardAyre Radio. Most people, if they use that melon between their head , and can read, sees the Word ; HAZZARD, in the title, of most if not everything we do. They see our rebel flag on most if not everything we do. As we respect that flag, and few of us will salute the Star Spangled Banner or rise to sing it. I can’t in good conscience stand up and say the pledge of Allegiance any more. But let that Rebel Flag fly, sing the Dixie National Anthem, and say the Dixie pledge , and I’m right there, and most if not the entire membership of the Knytes-of-Anarchy will do the same.
But that’s getting off point. Most women of even moderate educational or maturity levels can understand that if the word Hazzard is in the title of anything, that when we look for talent, it has, fair or not, but has the image of sweet Daisy, heels, and most things leggy.
True few women have Daisy’s legs, after all hers were insured for $50k each, plus enhanced by nylon hose which is why we require such.
Beyond that outside of the southern confederate look we don’t think we are over the top, but there are many who do. Some puritans feel that way too.
We can’t help that.
The internal workings of the Knytes I outline here is only to illustrate what we believe in, but few Ladies of the Knytes ever enter the inner sanctum of a Knytes-of-Anarchy meeting. It’s a guys meeting, and ancient and traditional as it may be, our rituals are not for or of women, anytime. Most women could never handle it, the few that have been allowed are few.
It’s not impossible for a Ladies of the Knytes, to enter into full Knyte’ membership, but again it takes a very special and rugged gal to do that and thus , just about never happens.
Now then. Got this email from some gal that looked at our ad on Craig's list, and first thought Heyburn was in Oregon. Obviously not able to read as she did not figure that Heyburn is in Burley. Kind of a inner sub-burb of Burley. Next she thought that meeting at a Truck Stop was shady.
Really? The reason I meet at a truck stop, although many is that meeting inside at Carls Junior there, means we can meet, eat, drink, and the place is public. There is no chance of anything improper that can happen or be suggested to happen. Safer for me, the club, and them. But the fact that she felt uncomfortable with all of that, just think this. If she met me or any of the officers of the club, at Knytes Hall, HCC, or here at the station that currently is housed in my home as a convenience as I have yet been motivated to have it elsewhere, due to hardly any steady staff ever stays long, especially female. Truck Stop, open, public, lots of eyes, at club properties, bed, intimate privacy, and constricted environment. On a first meet I’d rather be in public. As from both points, who knows what can happen? It’s a proven fact that , when man and woman, get together in very small personal spaces, no matter how good the intentions, Mother Nature has other ideas.
Neither the club, nor I want to be responsible for what could happen. So we just don’t go there. That’s just things you just know. Or should.
It’s a fact that most women again just should know, if it has Hazzard in the title, what the look should look like, and what’s going to be expected. Attitude is also a major player here too. The Victorian super restrictive reserved no chances taken attitude will not work here.
The fact that an ad on Craig’s List, that says, Biker Babes needed should again be an indication of the environment of the project. Likewise if you render that to those applying.
My ad postings are pretty cut and dry. We are mostly looking for the really bad, exotic, erotic, rebel attitude girls and/or women. Not the religious conservative . The projects, always have in them owners of very costly machinery, upwards of $300,000.00 a piece. Some as in our aircraft, millions of dollars. Those owners are always present at photo op shoots. Most are of the biker, trucker, male aviator, rugged types. And while we always honor and obey our religious beliefs, and keep our carnal feelings and promptings under control, still Things you just know, hot female body, bikers or gearheaded males, especially us. Well, don’t expect an LDS Missionary to be standing there in a Mr. Macs Store suit. Nor should the woman enter thinking of the Fairy Princess atmosphere. Most have never been to a pro photo shoot or such. Most do not know how to act, and why although a very few have tried, few get to be on such things as America’s Next Top Model or such. It don’t happen. Most find if they get to such things to be on The Biggest Loser.
This does not mean, that some don’t take jobs at bikini bars, or be ring girls at MMA fight events, in bars with drunk or nearly there guys pawning them all over. That’s fine, but to be very shaky if they take a job to be on film, or print. Much less in a radio studio.
Other things you just know, or should.
For over two decades, I have been inside your radio’s in your truck cabs and in your cockpits, barking and howling at on and about rather racy things, some not so much. In all cases its been on both a syndicated and small not in Mountain West Radio stations. Once on TV but that was cable access. Although that one time, went from a half hour and by request to two hours and a half hour a week. Made cable access in Pocatello, popular, and while never surveyed , was the top shock jock on cable access TV.
Although I have never thought of myself as over the top, in fact quite mild. In the realm of WolfMan Jack, even a slightly detuned Stern, but never over the top.
We have moved the radio gig into public places only twice in its existence. Once in Wyoming, once in Gooding.
The reason now that an out of the Wolf’s Den location, is we are rolling out to a even wider audience. With the agreement between the powers that be, by buying the only AM station in the mini cassia area of Idaho, and with us getting ready to power up two full strength FM’s one here in Burley the other near Buhl, the fact that the aim is to have 24-7/365 LIVE radio not imported, satellite feeds , but a real jock preferably male/female in the control room at all times, means I myself would not ever be alone. I’d never have a place to sleep, eat, crap-shower, shave. I like my off duty although lately not much of that, so a full staff is required. The beast that is HazzardAyre has grown, and needs its own place. Plus, if I get a toew, call, I can’t just leave the operation with dead air. This all requires a central HQ that I can get too quick if needed at all times, but not of such that its where I sleep.
We have 180 days or 6 months to bring all this together. The talent searches for on air as well as photo op , is going to be tight. Plus the gig with RFDTV means we as a club, can’t be doodling.
In between this assembly of radio operations and all, are bike shows, truck shows, hot rod & custom shows, air-shows, and of course Sturgis.
Plus there are bike and custom builds at the shop, with some radical projects on the boards.
Time here is not a luxury here. My nerves are at ear piercing high blood pressure points again. While I believe in what we are doing, here. I’ll buy the AM station then flip it, sell it, and get out of here if this last ride on this don’t go.
So both Ambers, Kylie, and all the rest. If your not up to it, let me know.
As I just need to know.
But then sometimes its just obvious, and enter the realm, of Things You Just Know. After all this is Go Nowhere Idaho.
L8R Ya’ll
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